Freak Of The Week: Ading It Up
Yes my good freaks and friends, it is once again time for the most anticipated weekly contest in the entire blogosphere. It’s time to crown a new Freak of the Week. This week you are an advertising executive for the Evyl Advertising Agency. It is your job to create a tag-line for a new on-line dating service. The service is geared towards men seeking to hook up with large women. The name of the service is lotsoflovedotcom. The ad photo has been chosen and it is up to you to create the tag-line.
Here is the ad photo for you to work with.
Good luck and may the freakiest freak win!!!
From Evyl With Love 
January 22, 2009 at 8:08 pm
Two cheeks and the cottage cheese is free. You can also ride it home.
Excellent. – Evyl
January 22, 2009 at 8:58 pm
2 Guys 1 really fucking huge cup
Like a five gallon bucket. – Evyl
January 22, 2009 at 9:09 pm
I got a few for ya:
“Get more of what you’re really after.”
“Less isn’t more when it comes to love.”
“too much is always better than not enough.” (gotta be honest here – that’s a classic slogan of the Church of the SubGenius, of which i am an ordained minister, but it works so well here that I couldn’t resist)
“Lotsoflove.com, because bigger is better.”
on a wholly unrelated note, I remember wearing that outfit and going to that party, but someone must’ve slipped me a mickey because I can’t recall either of those dudes for the life of me.
Great ones dude. – Evyl
January 22, 2009 at 9:14 pm
and a couple morbid ones…
“Corn-fed, well-marbled, big enough to feed your whole family for months, and there’s plenty more where that came from on Lotsoflovedotcom.”
“Available whole or in easy-to-store sections, fresh or frozen, with free overnight shipping on orders over 800 pounds!”
As Featured on Guy Fieri’s ‘Big Bite.’ – Evyl
January 22, 2009 at 10:02 pm
Got Rothlisberger?
(banner would fit on the ass)
~m
Yeppers. – Evyl
January 22, 2009 at 10:03 pm
what the fuck is that?
~m
Ton’s ‘O Fun!!! – Evyl
January 22, 2009 at 11:31 pm
Big Ass. Big Heart. I heart Lotsoflove.com!
Now that’s showin’ the love. – Evyl
January 22, 2009 at 11:36 pm
When whale isn’t an option…
Endorsed by 9 out of 10 Japanese connoisseurs of prime quality blubber.
Just make sure and lick the plate. 😉 – Evyl
January 23, 2009 at 12:00 am
When cottage cheese with canned pears simply isn’t enough…
It’s not easy being cheesy. – Evyl
January 23, 2009 at 12:47 am
PETA, the RSPCA and the Sea Shepherd will never harass your choice when you join Lotsoflovedotcom!
Ya got a point. – Evyl
January 23, 2009 at 2:01 am
You won’t be The Biggest Loser with lotsoflovedotcom
I love it. – Evyl
January 23, 2009 at 2:12 am
“It wont matter that you have a small dick”
Ouch. – Evyl
January 23, 2009 at 2:17 am
Lots of cushn’, lots of pushn’ at lotsoflovedotcom
Hell’s Yeah!!! – Evyl
January 23, 2009 at 4:14 am
Here at lotsoflovedotdom, we even cater for those who are seriously anal
Now that is seriously funny. – Evyl
January 23, 2009 at 8:55 am
lotsoflovedotcom…
-Cause big girls not only need love, but they have a lot more love to give.
-Smothering you with love…literally
–
I love it!!! – Evyl
January 23, 2009 at 9:12 am
Stop “mooning’ over those Chubbies ! There’s enough here for you AND one of your friends! Just remember LOL.com
You got a contender!!! – Evyl
January 23, 2009 at 10:18 am
lotsoflove.com – More of what you’re looking for.
And some of what you’re not. – Evyl
January 23, 2009 at 10:56 am
Hi Evyl,
Bet you can’t eat just one.
This fats for you.
When the loving is over, it doubles as a walk in closet.
This is our LA special. It’ll be the ride of your life when the Big One hits.
And her tits are real too.
Remember the song, “Whole Lot Of Love?”
Date all you want; we’ll fatten up some more.
Amazing! It looks like beef, but smells like fish!
At lotsoflove.com we’re all addicted to crack.
Just because you can stay on the bull, it doesn’t mean you can handle this ride.
At lotsoflove.com, this is considered petite.
Feel the attraction of gravity at lotsoflove.com.
Lotsoflove.com, recommended by heavy duty truck dealers everywhere.
the Grit
Love the crack bit. – Evyl
January 23, 2009 at 11:37 am
“Feeling like you’ve hit bottom heavily in your personal life ? Contact lotsoflovedotcom. We’ve got more ass than any two men can handle.”
That’s always a selling point for me. – Evyl
January 23, 2009 at 11:48 am
Heff’s Bar and Grill rolls out their newest promotion: The All You Can Eat Marbled Rump Roast Buffet…Friends Eat Free!
January 23, 2009 at 11:50 am
I guess it would help if I read the directions…shit!
Happens to Me all the time. – Evyl
January 23, 2009 at 11:52 am
At lotsoflovedotcom, you only pay for the parts you love…
And it’s all you can eat. – Evyl
January 23, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Just for shits and grin here is one of my takes on it.
lotsoflovedotcom: For the good time rolls.
January 23, 2009 at 3:35 pm
WHo’s your Daddy??
Cool. – Evyl
January 24, 2009 at 11:43 am
Look at the camera and say “Cheese”
Just don’t cut it. – Evyl
January 24, 2009 at 6:25 pm
Jim, Anja, and JavaQueen cracked me up so much that I couldn’t really read the rest. 😉
There are a lot of good ones in there. – Evyl
January 25, 2009 at 2:48 pm
I have a virtual gift for you here:
http://www.vtroom.com/2009/01/25/gifts-and-gems/
Thanks darlin’!!! – Evyl
January 25, 2009 at 10:46 pm
“Are you tired of all that “Forbiden Love?” Bullshit? Tired of “Forbiden foods?” Here at Lotsoflovedotcom nothing is forbiden. Not even a sister and her two brothers getting it on.”
Ouch. – Evyl
January 26, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Unlike eHarmony, we’ll never reject a pushy tush. They’re big, they’re shy, and you can find them all at lotsoflove.com!
Golden. – Evyl