Manscaping Gone Bad
I just bought a new nose hair trimmer and figured I would check on-line and see if I could find a new style for nose hair trimming. There really isn’t too much info on the subject but I did find some neat shit.
Not so super dude
Is it just me or do you see Jabba The Hut?
When your mullet blends into your back hair perhaps it’s time to give it up.
I haven’t found any examples but here are a few ideas regarding nose hair styles.
- The Flat Top – Or would that be a flat bottom?
- The Nosehawk – Shave the outside and leave the inside long and comb your nose hairs to the center.
- The Afro – Wouldn’t take a trimmer but where can you find a nose pick?
- The Dorothy Hamill – Stylish with snow in the nose hairs.
April 23, 2009 at 9:19 pm
As long as they don’t poke out , curl around and gross me out, I have no opinion on nose hair styles.
And here I thought that you would have an opinion on everything. – Evyl
April 23, 2009 at 11:55 pm
just keep the nose hair from hanging out the nose dude!
Truth. – Evyl
April 24, 2009 at 1:08 am
Fuck, my libido has just left the building – for life.
I do have a cure for that. – Evyl
April 26, 2009 at 6:30 pm
great comment and totally understandable.
~m
Thanks. – Evyl
April 24, 2009 at 1:38 am
That Jabba the Hut one reminds me of Starry Starry Night.
I did not notice that but you are absolutely correct. – Evyl
April 24, 2009 at 5:33 am
Oh dear Evyl. I must remember to not visit you first thing in the morning. I think I threw up in my mouth a little. Ick.
Sorry ’bout that. – Evyl
April 24, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Damn. I thought I had a body hair problem.
It does make me feel good as well. – Evyl
April 24, 2009 at 3:23 pm
I was thinking the same thing as bronsonfive…but a Starry Starry Night that made me shudder. That last one made me gag. Seriously, dude, get rid of it…unless your intention is to be mistaken for Sasquatch. Ick.
True. – Evyl
April 24, 2009 at 5:46 pm
Wax that back!
Wax it NOW!
Bet he needs a full back, sack and crack wax…ewwww.
A crack wax is bound to be really painful. Especially for this guy. – Evyl
April 24, 2009 at 10:21 pm
We have shearers in Oz who can fix that last one, and they’ll crutch him while they’re at it as an added bonus….
That is a bonus. – Evyl
April 25, 2009 at 3:33 am
Damn. Even at fifty eight you still couldn’t do a thing in my chest hair. Now nose hair. How about a Mohawk?
Or a fauxhawk. – Evyl
April 25, 2009 at 6:32 am
Wow. Those are gross. Seriously.
Hey, I’m blogging for a good cause today. Mind stopping by?
Sorry I missed it MJ. I have been really busy with some cases that have kept me hopping, and not in a good way. – Evyl
April 26, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Dont forget about the “Party Favor noise maker”.
Nose hairs blow out and retact back for discreet storage.
Now that’s cool. – Evyl
April 26, 2009 at 6:28 pm
How about the “Bob Marley”?
Dreadlock the bastards . . .
~m
Hells Yeah. – Evyl
April 26, 2009 at 10:20 pm
I’m looking at the back hair pics a little too soon after eating dinner.
My contribution for weight control. – Evyl
April 27, 2009 at 9:29 am
When you can actually do something like that with your back hair then you know you have a problem. That is just gross!!!
Yeppers. – Evyl
May 1, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Hi Evyl,
Where in the hell is the Freak Of The Week crap?!? Violent people with a tenuous hold on reality want to know. NOW, damn it!!!! đ
the Grit
Sorry but I lost that hold. – Evyl
May 4, 2009 at 2:08 am
Just checking….I miss you!
đŚ
Im guessing life is doing the same to you as to everyone else…kicking your arse hey???
Been a rough couple of weeks darlin’ but I’m still hangin in there. – Evyl
May 4, 2009 at 8:21 am
Man. I am thinking of quitting my cosmetology classes after seeing this. I think I would faint if someone walked in looking like that.
And just when I was going to ask you for a quick back trim. – Evyl
May 5, 2009 at 9:28 pm
Ugh. And I thought my husband had some hair going on.
I think you just proved that metrosexuals might be on to something.
Manscaping does have it’s limits. – Evyl
May 6, 2009 at 3:05 am
*gag* that mullet guy w/ the hair ALL the fuck over. I nearly puked. I love man hair- but that’s just nasty đŚ
Too much of a good thing huh. – Evyl
May 7, 2009 at 10:13 am
For the love of all the is holy, MY EYES!!!!!
Back hair, no can do. Mullets are at least temporary (well, the hair itself can be changed more easily than back hair, I don’t know about the mentality…) and if nothing else, oddly fascinating in all its varieties. My favourites are the skullet, the femullet, and the camaro.
My fave is the bald man’s mullet. Stylin’!!! – Evyl
May 10, 2009 at 4:47 am
I already have a reverse mohawk, Evyl. . .
TMI. – Evyl
May 11, 2009 at 5:39 pm
Dude,
You definitely deserve an award for finding the freakiest pics around. Those will give me nightmares…and I don’t mean that in a good way. đ
Annie
Sorry ’bout that. – Evyl