Dateline Sunday Morning: 4:15 AM
Place: In My Tent
The Cellphone rings disturbing the peace of my nylon fortress.
Caller: Hey Priscilla!!!
Evyl: I’m sorry you must have the wrong number. There is no Priscilla here.
Caller: Who is this?
Evyl: Who is this?
Caller: Crystal. Who is this?
Evyl: Not Priscilla.
Caller: I am not a retard. Fuck You!!! (Hangs Up.)
I didn’t have time to ask if her last name was Meth. She was much too energetic at four-fifteen in the morning.