Some lessons cum hard
Choke your chicken not your neck
Goodbye Grasshopper
Some lessons cum hard
Choke your chicken not your neck
Goodbye Grasshopper
I read that the cost of US postage stamps are going up two cents in May. But ‘Forever’ stamps can be bought for the current 42 cents until the price hike takes effect. ‘Forever’ stamps costing 42 cents are valid until one runs out of the damned things.
To tell the truth, I don’t use snail mail enough to have a reason to jump up and down over ‘Forever’ stamps. But if they ever sell ‘Forever’ vouchers for Tequila, smokes, beer, beef jerkey, and lap dances, I will be doing one hell of a happy dance.
It seems that a 22 year old hottie from Nevada has put her virginity up to the highest bidder. Fox News reports that the highest bid so far is 3.7 million dollars. I’m all for the free market system but I do think that this shows how screwed up things are. There is no fucking way that I am going to pay that kind of money to someone that doesn’t even know what the fuck she is doing.
I don’t know what piece of ass would be worth that much money for one roll in the hay but I guarenfuckintee that she better know the ropes well enough to get a merit badge in fucking.
Thanks Steve for making me aware of this news.
In Sydney, Australia, police are on the lookout for a sick twisted individual who is truly fucking up sex shops in the area. It seems the guy is ripping off blow-up dolls and taking them to the alley, blowing them up, abusing them (sexually), and leaving the poor defenseless dolls blowed up and blown in lying in the alley.
What gets me is that he is having sex with one model of blow up doll named Jungle Jane.
With all the variety of blow up dolls, why pick only one. Variety is the spice of life. Here is a small sampling of what the boring little fuck is passing up.
Click here for the odd news story from Reuters.
I recently heard of a scientific study that proves what I have known all along. My cock is better than a happy pill.
These findings prove that splooge makes women happy. And hell’s yeah, I do love to spread happiness. Now if only they can prove that it’s effects are best when taken orally.
Bettie Page: “I don’t know what they mean by an icon. I never thought of myself as being that. It seems strange to me. I was just modeling, thinking of as many different poses as possible.”
More than an icon, Bettie Page is a legend of unsurpassed beauty and confident sexuality. Her image shall never fade. Goodbye Bettie.
I was reading here about the use of loud music as an interrogation technique at Guantanamo Bay and a protest by musicians for this use of their music.
Boo Motherfuckin’ Hoo. So a bunch of bleeding heart douchenozzles are upset that a bunch of fucking terrorist and terrorist sympathizing scumbags are tortured by rock music. Fuck that bullshit. If it stops one fucking terrorist from killing a bunch of innocent people, then I say, Crank Up The Fucking Jams!!!
My hat goes off to Stevie Benton, the kick motherfuckin’ ass bassist of Drowning Pool. It seems that Drowning Pool’s, Bodies, is one of the interrogators favorite tune to break down the prisoners to get much needed information. He stated in Spin Magazine, “People assume we should be offended that somebody in the military thinks our song is annoying enough that played over and over it can psychologically break someone down. I take it as an honor to think that perhaps our song could be used to quell another 9/11 attack or something like that.” And the band has made this statement, “Drowning Pool is committed to supporting the lives and rights of our troops stationed around the world.”
Not only is Drowning Pool’s, Bodies, a kick ass tune but hopefully it is making the world a safer place. Crank It Up!!!