Some lessons cum hard
Choke your chicken not your neck
Goodbye Grasshopper
Some lessons cum hard
Choke your chicken not your neck
Goodbye Grasshopper
Fuck Your Dog
(The Bicyclist’s Revenge)
cycling down the street
your yapping piece of shit dog
eats my billy club
O Christmas Porn, O Christmas Porn,
You put the ho in holidays!
O Christmas Porn, O Christmas Porn,
You put the ho in holidays!
O Christmas Porn, O Christmas Porn,
Santa’s fist up Prancer’s ass,
While the elves gang-bang a barely legal lass;
O Christmas Porn, O Christmas Porn,
You put the ho in holidays.
You asked for it. You got it. Sing along to the tune of White Christmas.
A Pabst Blue Ribbon Christmas
I’m dreaming of a Pabst Blue Ribbon Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the beer cans glisten,
and barflies listen
To hear drunks pissin’ in the snow
I’m dreaming of a Pabst Blue Ribbon Christmas
With every Christmas song I hear
May your days be merry with beer
And the beer don’t spill while shifting gears.
I’m dreaming of a Pabst Blue Ribbon Christmas
With a crackwhore in spandex tights
May your wifebeater be shiny and bright
And may all your Christmas meth be white
I thought that I would leave it up to you wonderful freaks and friends to pick the next Truly Tasteless Christmas poem. Just vote for the title and I’ll supply the tastelessness.
And to cleanse your palette, head over to Heff’s Bar and Grill and check out his take on CornDragons.
I’ll get off my ass and post the Freak of the Week Winner this evening but I thought that I would take care of business and say thanks to a couple of blogmigos first.
Writer Chick in her absence has graciously allowed me to guest post on her site with a tasteless poem. As I didn’t want to trash her PG rated joint, I didn’t write a single obscenity. I was so proud.
Heff does a regular post on cheap beers entitled, ‘Whats On Tap, Heff.’ . As I am an aficionado of beers, cheap and otherwise, I proudly sent him a fine Texas Brew that is inexpensive but doesn’t cut down on taste or quality and also offers a concentration game on every bottle cap. He must have been impressed because he published one of the best damn beer review that I have ever seen. And I have to thank his better and much better looking half, Donna, for making the review so freakin’ awesome.
I tried to write a tasteless poem for today but all that I could come up with was this:
Shove my cock in Jamie Lynn Sigler
Deep down her throat to tickle her giggler.
I know that is for shit but it’s hard to think of anything with this video running through my head.
Oh well fuck it. I have a guest post coming up for Writer Chick, some guest picks for Phats, and the Freak of the Week contest coming up. Hopefully that damn song will get out of my head soon and I can post some of my usual fucked up shit.
I thought that I would jumpstart the Thanksgiving blogging season with a little Thanksgiving Fuck You Haiku.
I’ll Take Mine With Gravy
A Dominatrix
At the Thanksgiving’s Day Feast
Spanking my giblets.